two dwarfs

[el dub]

Two dwarfs go to a brothel. They both pick their women and proceed to the bedrooms.

Dwarf one cannot get it up, no matter how hard he tries, he's as limp as can be. Despondent,
he gathers his clothes pondering his missed opportunity, whilst doing so he can hear the second dwarf through the walls...

"One, two three...*Grunt* one, two three...*Grunt* one, two three...*Grunt* one, two, three..*Grunt*."

An hour later they meet up in the bar the second dwarf asks the first how he got on...

"Oh, I just couldn't get it up, no matter how hard I tried. What about you though" he says, "you sounded like you were having fun?"

"Me?, I couldn't even get on the bed!"