Hey! I got over 9000 posts and you didn't even get me a present!

[Dino]

Cheap bastards!   

[skip68]

   
Sorry, we forgot.    
This was extremely rude and inconsiderate of us.   Please take these beers as a peace offering and deepest heartfelt apology from me.   I've just been so busy lately with other threads and more important members that I totally forgot about you.  
 

[Dino]

LOL

Alright it's a start I suppose.  You have deeply insulted me, but got me beer so I will forgive you...for now.

[b5blue]

We were taking donations to get you a hard hat so you don't bang your head on the 2nd hood lock. But now you spoiled the surprise!  It's good to have you here buddy! 

[Dino]

Why than you sir.    

You know I'm gonna need that hard hat once my hood is back in place.     I have the hood leaning against the wall right now and I still get a slight headache when I walk past it.  I should pop a tennis ball on that darn thing before I put it back on the car.   

[A383Wing]

here's a frickin cookie for ya..now be quiet, some of us are sleeping

[69bronzeT5]

Just wait until you get to 10,000! You get a big cup of nothing!

[John_Kunkel]

Cheap bastards!   

You got cheated, when I passed 6,000 posts they sent me a box of chocolate-coated sardines. 

[skip68]

   I've been here twice as long as you, have more posts than you (for the next 4-5months) and have spent more time on here than most all members (only 6 members have been on here longer)   
And you want special treatment?  OMG, LOL.   
Dino, we used to buy and sell guys like you for fun.   Let me demonstrate my powers. 
See your beers I gave you?   There is 13, or shall I say was 13. 
I'm taking all of your beers away and replacing them with dancing bananas.   

[skip68]

Skip, you're the greatest.  I wish I was just like you.  Actually, I wish I was you with all your awesomeness.   

Thanks Dino, I know.   I know.   

[Dino]

Hey don't put your filthy words in my filthy mouth...oh wait...yeah never mind.

Longer than Dino maybe because I chaged my screen name in 2010 or something.  I was on the old board long before it went belly up.   

So who's sending me the chocolate sardines?  It'll go well with that bacon wrapped yoghurt chunk I found on the lawn.  I already have a big cup of nothing...but it would fit that cookie!

[skip68]

I was on the old forum also.    
Ok Ok, I'll give you 6 beers and a pity hug.   

[JB400]

Cheap bastards!  

You got cheated, when I passed 6,000 posts they sent me a box of chocolate-coated sardines.  

That's better than the charbroiled bunt cake that I received.

[DeltaV]

I was waiting until your 10,001 post.