STUPID SAYINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE game.

[RoscoePColtrain]

"If you're not first, you're last"

[ws23rt]

Their are many coming from the white house but those are being addressed on other threads
I was tempted to use a few here but thought better about pointlessly filling this thread with them.

[polywideblock]

                                              "don't come the raw prawn with me"     

[DeltaV]

Maybe I digress from the intent of this thread (never heard them used in public), but some of these are funny

https://youtu.be/-LCsiWL6gn0

[el dub]

Gun control works.

[polywideblock]

                     keep your eyes peeled

[skip68]

Fallow your heart. 
Go with your gut feelings. 
It's all in your head.   
Pee like a race horse

[el dub]

In case no one has realized the whole American language is made up of these sayings. If it is a game, how are you going to tell the winner...... How do you win?

[polywideblock]

haven't you been paying attention       in todays PC world everyone wins      its only fair 

[skip68]

  
That's right, we all win.    

[ws23rt]

In case no one has realized the whole American language is made up of these sayings. If it is a game, how are you going to tell the winner...... How do you win?

Does it make sense that to try to make sense of senseless sayings as a way to win something by understanding being senseless is sensible?     "I'm just saying"

[el dub]

What are you saying? I doesn't make any sense to me.

[ws23rt]

What are you saying? I doesn't make any sense to me.

You are right.  I edited what I said to make better sense of it.   "No what i'm saying"

[skip68]

Are you saying what I think you're saying?   
He's saying that you said saying senseless sayings makes no sense and  a senseless saying game makes no sense cause you can't win.   

[el dub]

It makes cents that saying senseless things make no scents but I didn't say that. I was intuiting that it cant be a game as there can be no winner because our language is made up of millions of these sayings and the thread would go on forever. Or something like that. So it must be that the last post wins.  

[ws23rt]

   So my thumbs up is a win.

BTW when I say senseless things it does not cost and does not smell.  

[skip68]

It's gettin real.   

[RusTy/SE]

Living in Alabama the last four decades, I've yet to hear the last of 'ink pen'....   

[skip68]

I'm sure you've heard "hose pipe"   

[RusTy/SE]

I'm sure you've heard "hose pipe"   

Yep  

[seaweed]

"a big d*ck is small consolation in a poor home".

[el dub]

Why would a duck be in a poor home? 

[Kern Dog]

My Dad used to say things that I thought were stupid.
Hey, you want to shut up? No, I actually do NOT want to shut up.
Do you want me to spank your ass? Hmm...I thought about it. NO I'd prefer a candy bar instead.
Did you mow the lawn like I told you? Well, now I'm only 12 years old, but the lawn is about the same height as it was when you left this morning so it either grows fast or NO I didn't mow it.
My dad is now dead. I'd love to have him around again.   

[DeltaV]

Her face would crack if she smiled.

[oldgold69]

he couldn't hit a bull in the ass if he was touching it