medical alert!!!!!

[el dub]

 I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.  January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.  The disease itself affects the cells of a persons entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.  Symptoms include:  *    Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing Your president pander to Muslim terrorists.  *    Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.  *    Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.  *    Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting To accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.  If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.  It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.                               

[ITSA426]

This sounds awfully similar to ODS  -  Obama derangement syndrome.  It seems to be spread through the faux news network.

[RallyeMike]

faux news network.

Haven't heard that one before 

[el dub]

This sounds awfully similar to ODS  -  Obama derangement syndrome.  It seems to be spread through the faux news network.

And E mail. didn't see the ods one though. Hell, I'm slightly deranged myself.