HAPPY BIRTHDAY Shelby, ..........we need to talk. ..............................

[skip68]

Happy birthday shelbster.    
I miss you so much it hurts.    
I think about you all the time.  

Listen pumpkin,  I know we made plans on you being my next ex wife but I'm still having trouble trying to get rid of Lisa.   She just won't leave.      
So, for this reason my darling with a heavy heart I must let you go.   You deserve to be happy.   I know this is hard but trust me, you will find someone else.   I leave you with the best wishes and know that whatever you do with your life it will be wonderful.  Nothing can ever take away the posts we've shared together and for that I thank you.   I love you more than a cheese sandwich.  And I'm taking about the expensive kinda cheese.  

So, my releasing you is my gift to you for your birthday.  
Happy birthday Shelby.    
Chuck,.................

[Mopar Nut]

Happy Birthday!!

[mrsskip68]

Happy Birthday Shelby, from the sane one in my house. In case you were wondering, yes, Chuck is off his meds again! Lol!
Lisa

[71ChallengeHer]

Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter, Shelby. I'm just gonna sit back and wait for her response. This should be good. 

[Shelby S/C]

Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone!
Now Skip, although your delusions are flattering I really wish you could come to terms with the fact that we were only ever a "thing" in your dreams. We never "shared" posts, and idk where this inside joke of cheese sandwiches comes from but you've got the wrong girl because I have no clue what that even means. I know this may be hard for you to accept but the reality is I'm not into married men with old wrinkly balls! Now if you're still have issues coming to terms with all of this then you can just blame me for the end of our fake relationship due to fake cheating. I've attached a photo for proof (hint its a member of dodgecharger). Anyways take care, and keep your chin up. I know this is all very hard to come to terms with.  
PS. Lisa please make your husband take his medication, and if you ever need to escape hit up my mom or myself we will help hide you from his craziness.  

[mrsskip68]

 

[Steve P.]

Happy Birthday Shelby!!!!!!     

Don't worry about Chuckles. He has been off his meds since I've known him and is use to life's disappointments. And wrinkly balls!! Hahahaha... At least you are many miles away and don't really have to worry about him snapping. Well, not like Lisa has to!!

I hope you have a great B-day week and a wonderful year ahead. At least you won't have to worry about that cheating bassard, Skippy anymore!!!   

Enjoy!!!!!!

[skip68]

See, I told you you'd find somebody new.       

[Steve P.]

Hahahahahaaa...

[Patronus]

Dammmn. Gurl called you wrinkly! 

[skip68]

Well I do live in the desert.   Try putting your raisins in the sun and see what happens.