SERIOUSLY! Lets see your toilet paper setups

[Bob T]

I prefer to swim against the tide and refute the  inferior top roll suggestion by way of explaining that you are defying logic by pulling it up and thus trying to defeat gravity by doing so. Granted the resistance is negligible but must be considered as incrementally more force is expended. And , its just ascetically more pleasing to look at, no furry ends hanging out in plain view.

I have started my own experiment in my hotel bathroom and I will be inverting the rolls orientation and see if the cleaners will contest it to change back....

I wonder how Maxim or his minions hangs his rolls, if anybody could settle it, he can, after all he has an enlightened opinion on all subjects

[beedees]

Quit all this argueing and just use your finger. Thats why God gave them to us.

[polywideblock]

also gave you the brain to grab a handful of whatever instead   

           OK i'll ask it   so are you a folder or a scruncher ( 4sheets or a handful )  ?

[ws23rt]

Some of my work is in the world of papermaking.  The machines that make tissue are amazing.  The sheet comes off the last (very hot) roll at 40+ miles an hour and is 15ft or more wide.
It's natural for the sheet to come off the top of the roll. It's made that way

[skip68]

Kinda depends on the job as to how much is needed.   The job I just finished with will be 5-6 squares neatly folded.  This may require 2 or 3 steps for satisfactory results so Mrs skip doesn't complain about skipmarks when doing my laundry.   Thus continuing and maintaining my fresh feeling until my next scheduled shower whilst insuring the proper amount of confidence to complete my day.   

[draftingmonkey]

I prefer to swim against the tide ...

I find if you do this you need to keep a plunger handy  .

[Patronus]

All of these statistics dont include the mid-wipe. You know, the 2:30 monkey butt.
Its all scratch paper to me. 

[400/6/PAC]

I'll admit I've acted irresponsibly and quite frankly rude by changing other people's TP position.  I'm pushing the envelope and living dangerously by doing so.  BUT,  I do it with the best intentions for a more pleasant bathroom experience.    I'm simply trying to change the world one roll at a time.   
I'm glad we're having this discussion.   If this thread helps just one person it was worth it in the end.   And that my friends is the bottom line.     

LMAO

[Old Moparz]

This should resolve the issue.....

This 124-Year-Old Patent Reveals The Right Way To Use Toilet Paper.

[oldcarnut]

No matter how you hang it, the roll of toilet paper is just like life. The closer to the end, the faster it goes by.

[Cncguy]

I prefer under. It just makes for a cleaner appearence.

[ACUDANUT]

I prefer the new York times. 

[draftingmonkey]

I prefer the new York times. 

Is that because Sears, Roebuck & Co and Montgomery Wards no longer have catalogs? Boy, I sure miss those days.

[69DAYTONASE]

If you really want to impress guests, roll it over the top and fold the starting sheet in a "V" that is how a sophisticated person should do it!
Truly civilized to say the least ...

[skip68]

If I did that then they might mistake me for an educated man.   Can't have that now can we.   

[Mopar Nut]

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[el dub]

  yikes

[mrsskip68]

If you really want to impress guests, roll it over the top and fold the starting sheet in a "V" that is how a sophisticated person should do it!
Truly civilized to say the least ...

LOL!!! Thats too funny cuz when we have guests, I DO THAT!!! LOL!!! 

[8WHEELER]

old one, but what the hell...........

[8WHEELER]

One word is not suitable for children, and most of us are   

[skip68]

    That's the best wheeler.       

[draftingmonkey]

Family friendly version of ^^

[draftingmonkey]

The psychology of Toilet paper roll installation