Women drivers!!!!

[Mopar Nut]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds...to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt. And I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the glazed donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my coffee which was between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins. Ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call to Summit Racing.

Women drivers!!!!

[ITSA426]

That made me laugh so hard I dropped my iPad through the steering wheel and almost ran off the road.

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[Dino]

Hang on, let me pull over so I can read this properly.  I took a wrong turn and am driving through a contruction site so I can't read the screen well with all this shaking going on.  Pretty hard to type as well but the car seems to track pretty good with no hands on the wheel.  I see a nice spot to pull over right next to that fire hydrant.  That's good because I'd really like to finish this pizza.

[Lord Warlock]

You know you have a problem when you try to read the newspaper draped across the steering wheel as you drive.  Eventually grew out of that phase and gave up newspapers altogether, much safer now.  But having a charger means you had to drive with one hand, it was necessary, right hand on the wheel, left hand holding on to the vent frame so when you took a turn you didn't slide off and into the passenger seat or onto the shifter.  Seat belts? what are those, we don't need no stinkin seat belts...

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