The pope is visiting the Philippines and..

[squeakfinder]

   

   They just realized there are not enough portable toilets to handle the um "load".
Check out the solution there planning.   

                               
                                                   

                                     http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/233302/filipinos-encouraged-to-shit-pants-when-pope-visits/

[polywideblock]

isn't that what your supposed to do in his "amazing presents " 

[stripedelete]

That's a bunch of crap.

[Dino]

No shit!

[dual fours]

What the devil will they do with all the diapers in the end?

[ws23rt]

I think the exclamation would be---Holy Crap!--

I've seen the gatherings like this for years and always wondered how that issue was handled (or absorbed).  It reminds me of a nature documentary about penguins that huddle together for months to weather the cold.--Nature happens--

[dual fours]

Man 1; What that?
Man 2; Look like $h1t.
Man 1; Feel it.
Man 2; Feel like $h1t.
Man 1; Smell it.
Man 2; Smell like $h1t.
Man 1; Taste it.
Man 2; Taste like $h1t.
Man 1; Aha, good thing we not step in it!

[oldgold69]

I thought they only did that in japan   well there will be a special air about him 

[John_Kunkel]

What the devil will they do with all the diapers in the end?

Morph them into American politicians.