A drunken man walked into a bar......

[Fred]

 



A drunken man walked into a biker bar, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. Looking around, he saw three men sitting at a corner table.  He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and said:   


'I was with your grandma today and 


I saw her in the hallway - naked.


She is a fine looking woman!'


The biker looked at him but didn't say a word. 


His mates are confused, because he is bad and would fight at the drop of a hat.   

The drunk leaned on the table again and said:

'I made it with your grandma and she was good,   

the best I ever had!'   

The biker's mates are starting to get really wild   

but the biker still said nothing.   

The drunk leaned on the table one more time and said,   
'I'll tell you something else, boy,   

your grandma liked it!'   


At this point the biker stood up,   
took the drunk by the shoulders   

looks him squarely in the eyes and said ...................

'Grandpa;.......... Go home!

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