I'm sick

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CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'


 


Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work


 


today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs


 


hurt, I no come work.'


 








The boss  says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really


 


need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my


 


wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything


 


better and I go to work.. You try that.'


 








Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You


 


say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got


 


nice house'!

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