Is it just me or is this forum slow

[440]

You just dont want to sound like this bird....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26O9XYTSj4g

[JB400]

Now you too can be an Aussie.

http://m.wikihow.com/Speak-With-an-Australian-Accent

I think Wiki is mixin up Australia with the Ozarks

[Fred]

I think you hit the nail on the head!!! 

[JB400]

I hope I did.  Usually, it's my thumb

[Fred]

Maybe if you tried a bigger nail.

[polywideblock]

what about a nail gun

[Fred]

you can still hit your thumb

[JB400]

I don't use those.  I've heard of one guy shooting himself in the foot, got mad, and threw his hammer off the roof.  He had a hard time getting people to stop and help him.  Most just waved at him not knowing he needed help.

[Fred]

I say things have started to pick up..........we're onto page 3. 

[JB400]

Can I put my end down?  It's getting heavy

[Fred]

Can you just this once use a nail gun to hold your end up?

[JB400]

Do you want to trust me with a nail gun, or this guy?

[Fred]

...................I'm thinking!

[JB400]

We're going to need a decision quick.  It's getting heavey!!!

[440]

I don't use those.  I've heard of one guy shooting himself in the foot, got mad, and threw his hammer off the roof.  He had a hard time getting people to stop and help him.  Most just waved at him not knowing he needed help.

A similar story from my buddy,

He was working on his car giving it a tune. The car was sitting in drive running with the parking brake on and a small chalk in front of the front tire. He was leaning over the fender manually blipping the throttle and adjusting, gave it a bit too much which in turn  made it jump the block and stall on his foot. He couldn't get free and his neighbors came home, they waved and he just waved back to save the embarrassment. He eventually got free.

[skip68]

Slooooowwwwww down Fred.    You come from the land down under and have a bunk bed ............does that mean the top bunk (my bunk) is actually on the bottom?    Gotta go get a shower now.   Man my soap is really slippery.  See you guys later.
Remember to keep it between the ditches and always wipe front to back fellows.   

[F8-4life]

I think it slowed down, less cars and parts for sale it seems.
Or maybe in the last 2 yrs all the chargers were bought up?

[Fred]

Slooooowwwwww down Fred.    You come from the land down under and have a bunk bed ............does that mean the top bunk (my bunk) is actually on the bottom?   Gotta go get a shower now.   Man my soap is really slippery.  See you guys later.
Remember to keep it between the ditches and always wipe front to back fellows.  

Don't worry skip.........you're bunk will always be on top as long as I have something to do with it!!!          

I love you man....in a John / Gibson sort of way!!!!!

[skip68]

    I'll be seeing you soon.     

[TUFCAT]

Slooooowwwwww down Fred.    You come from the land down under and have a bunk bed ............does that mean the top bunk (my bunk) is actually on the bottom?    Gotta go get a shower now.   Man my soap is really slippery.  See you guys later.
Remember to keep it between the ditches and always wipe front to back fellows.   

I heard the toilets flush from left to right down in OZ....That's gotta be freaky!

[440]

Pssshhhh, who wants to live there anyways, they don't believe in big V8's and defect your car if you replace your blue radio knob with a red one...

[polywideblock]

all depends on which state you live in  nsw is pretty easy going   

    not only do they flush anti clockwise they start empty and flush after you are done

[Fred]

Slooooowwwwww down Fred.    You come from the land down under and have a bunk bed ............does that mean the top bunk (my bunk) is actually on the bottom?   Gotta go get a shower now.   Man my soap is really slippery.  See you guys later.
Remember to keep it between the ditches and always wipe front to back fellows.  

I heard the toilets flush from left to right down in OZ....That's gotta be freaky!

Not if that's all you're use to. Perfectly normal!

[Fred]

Pssshhhh, who wants to live there anyways, they don't believe in big V8's and defect your car if you replace your blue radio knob with a red one...

More fool you...........don't you know Vic is the place to be? Do yourself a favour and move.  

V8's have been a part of the Australian way of life forever. I don't know what's got into the buggers all of a sudden. Way to much European influence here now, all these iddy biddy cars running around. Give me a full size car any time. The mrs and I are not scaling down/down sizing ever. All our cars are V8's. As long as they keep making them, we'll be buying them.

Did I mention the lawn mower 

[Fred]

   I'll be seeing you soon.     

Looking forward to it!