My skills at understanding need work

[Drache]

So I got into an elevator the other day and this woman with a really busty chest walked in behind me. I couldn't help but stare due to the really low cut shirt she was wearing. She caught me looking and yelled out;

"Would you please stop staring at my chest and just press One!!!"

So I did.

Guess I misunderstood what she meant. The black eye she gave me reminds me that I need to work on my understanding skills.

[twodko]

Wimmins be so touchy! 

[Lighthorseman]

Maybe you pressed the wrong one.  After getting smacked, did you say sorry...and then press the other one just to be sure?