what does your dad do?

[Drache]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what  their
fathers did for a living.

       All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic,  businessman,
salesman... and so forth..
   
       However,little Paul was being uncharacteristically quiet, so  when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he  replied,

       "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and  takes off all
his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in  his
       underwear.

       Sometimes,if the offer is really good, he will go home with some  guy and
stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly  set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little  Paul aside
to ask him,
     
        "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He plays hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but it's too  embarrassing
to say that in front of the other kids."

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