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Women are evil...

Started by 1973_WP29P, February 26, 2006, 07:03:40 AM

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After  all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were 3  finalists: Two men and a
woman.

For the final test,  the FBI agents took one of the men to a largemetal
door  and handed him a  gun.  "We  must know that you will follow your
instructions  no matter what the  circumstances.  Inside the room you will
find your wife  sitting in a chair... kill her!"  The man said, "You can't
be serious, I could  never shoot my wife." The agent  said, "Then you're
not the right man for this  job.   Take your wife and go  home."

The second man was  given the same instructions.  He took the gun and went
into the room.  All was quiet for about  5 minutes.  The man came out
with tears  in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill  my wife." The agent
said, "You don't  have what it takes.  Take your wife and go  home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn.  She was given the same  instructions,
to  kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were
heard,  one  after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the  walls.   After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and  there stood the  woman.  She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she  said.  "I  had to beat him to death
with the chair."




MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with  them...

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