i got a new job

[nvrbdn]

NEW JOB
 
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and
patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
 
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans,
with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
 
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" Death to America " and
took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and
  r an directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
 
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
 
"Man....that could have been me!"
 
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
 

[Tilar]

I used to love being a truck driver, but I never got the chance to enjoy that experience.