I'd buy a jeep just for this...

[Dreamcar]

http://www.leftlanenews.com/jeep-driver-teaches-corvette-owner-a-lesson-in-parking-etiquette-video.html

[tan top]

 that annoys  me , when someone takes up two spaces

[kab69440]

Somewhere around 2001, some jackaxe in a huge lifted monster truck pulled up by the front doors of the local Meijer. He parked perpendicular and dead center taking up six spaces. He was foolish enough to pull his front bumper up to the cars already parked there. "Someone" (ahem...) parked his Power Ram directly behind the monster truck and then spent what must have been the better part of three hours wandering aimlessly through the store.

[69rtse4spd]

That what I like about my 98 van, 355,000 miles, park it any where, REAL CLOSE TO ASSHOLES LIKE THAT. If the guy only had a friend with a small car to back into the other side. 

[Dino]

Somewhere around 2001, some jackaxe in a huge lifted monster truck pulled up by the front doors of the local Meijer. He parked perpendicular and dead center taking up six spaces. He was foolish enough to pull his front bumper up to the cars already parked there. "Someone" (ahem...) parked his Power Ram directly behind the monster truck and then spent what must have been the better part of three hours wandering aimlessly through the store.