How I lost my teeth

[ralley72]

    Never go to a bar looking for a date:>(
       

         
        How I lost my teeth....
        > > >
        > > > I was in the  Reef & beef last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when
        > > > a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the
        > > > ass.
        > > >
        > > > She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
        > > >
        > > > I looked at her said, "Have you got a pen."
        > > > She said, "I sure do."
        > > > I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices
        > > > you're missing."
        > > >And, that's how I lost my teeth.>
        >

[rt green]

funny