Surprise delivery

[JB400]

You'll get a kick out of the name she picked 

https://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/woman-learns-she-s-pregnant-as-she-gives-birth--for-reals-193033187.html

[twodko]

He will hate his parents for that name.

[JB400]

I would too.  I would have expected Bo or Luke, but not the name they gave him.  She needs a 

[71green go]

poor kid...that's awful

[Indygenerallee]

Greencastle is only about 13 miles away, some of the "finest" people work there (quite a few questionable folks from Brazil do I know) Stay classy Greencastle!

[Tilar]

Thats crazy.

[FlatbackFanatic]

 

[polywideblock]

 imagine roll call at school each morning    where's general lee today     he'll probably  just get called lee or general  by most 

[Mytur Binsdirti]

Not knowing she was pregnant is a dead giveaway to her IQ. The baby's name confirms it.

[oldgold69]

sleep well America that our future 

[Mopar Nut]

Sounds better than calling your kid Ford or Chevy.

[Cooter]

"What's your name private!?"
"General Lee sir"
"Lee?? Lee F****** Majors? That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty Lee?"
"General Lee sir"
"Are you a General?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"Bullsh*t! You look like a Gomer pyle to me. From now on your name is private Pyle"
"Sir, YES SIR!".

[Steve P.]

I fear he will be generalee picked on all through school. 

[Cooter]

I fear he will be generalee picked on all through school. 

[Ponch ®]

That's when her water broke." Very shortly thereafter, Batchelor birthed their 7-pound, 13-ounce baby, hastily naming him General Lee Jacob, in honor of both of Cox's great-grandfathers and his Dodge Charger (named "General Lee" on the "Dukes of Hazzard").