Tapping wife...

[TUFCAT]

A man receives a text from his neighbor:  "I am so sorry Bob, I have to confess, I've been tapping your wife. I've been doing it day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology. I promise that it won't happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

"Damn autocorrect. I meant wifi, not wife."

[kokxville]

 
Goodone Tuffy 

[tan top]

   D'oH

[1969chargerrtse]

Oh that's funny.