15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

[my73charger]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in house ware..... and see what happens.


5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?


9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.


10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.


12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And; last, but not least!


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[Blown70]

LMFAO,  I really want to try some of those  GUESS which ones....

[69_Hemi_Charger]

 

Walmarts not gunna know what hit them! 

[Bandit72]

i've done 1, 4, & 6....another thing we did one time was dressed in all black with big "man with no eyes" sunglasses i started at one end of a isle and my buddy who was dressed exactly the same...about 1/4 of the way there i set down my paintball case (silver case, looks like a very important persons briefcase) and continued to walk, we passed each other, didn't say a word, he picked it up and we both took off running for different exits...it was great

later 

[my73charger]

Too funny!  Spies like us. 

[Telvis]

The toilet paper one is pretty good.

[SeattleCharger]

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

     

[Silver R/T]

ha ha very funny

[69_Hemi_Charger]

actually did almost all of them, and me and my friends recorded it on video.....

uploadin it to a comp, then ill host it for you fellas

hilarious stuff


P.S.- Walmart now has the greeters watch out for three hooligans of average height possibly carrying cans of tomato soup

[CFMopar]

hahaha that stuff is gold

[ChargerRob]