A Tourist In Australia is Shocked!

[Old Moparz]

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a guy having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw another guy with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.

"For fuck's sake!" the he cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen one guy shagging a sheep, and now some nut is wanking himself off in the bar!"

"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a bloke with only one leg to catch a sheep."

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   but the sheep are across the pond in NZ 

[remta1]

We export our lamb and sheep meat to Aussie 

[Mopar Nut]

 

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comes already tenderised