What do we all do?

[hawkeye]

With a handle like Hawkeye, what else could it be?  5th generation farmer.

[green69rt]

US Navy electrician on Submarines for 8 years
Chemical engineer at Shell Oil 30 years.
Retired for 8 years

[72Charger-SE]

IT Manager - Terex Cranes - Waverly, IA (6 Years)
Prior Military (USAF)

[GOTWING]

In the aircraft industry.

[polywideblock]

in the live entertainment industry(behind the scenes )  one of the 99% that make the 1% look/sound  good when they do their thing

[Dino]

15-20 career as a body man.  Plenty collision but resto and custom mostly.  Started my career in health care several years ago.  Currently a certified orthotic fitter and in school to finish my bachelor's of science in exercise science.  I will, however, not use the degree to get a job but go onto graduate school to become a physician's assistant.

[HeavyFuel]

Earn money:  Transportation/HAZMAT Manager and WO in the military.

The rest of the time:  

Try to keep the needs of my kids, dogs and wife satisfied (not necessarily in that order).
Work on/drive the Charger.
Enjoy sports....attend NFL games, NASCAR events.
Drink beer.  
Spend time at the lake/river, when they're not frozen.
Go fishing. (also not frozen....no holes in the ice for this guy)
Small Arms (no...I don't have a pet T-Rex   )

Wait a sec.....this list was longer when I was younger....need to get some new pasttimes lined up.    
   

[tsmithae]

Live entertainment,  specifically live sound.

[Ponch ®]

[Mytur Binsdirti]

Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
A: A jury.

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.


Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
A: She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.


Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


Q: What are lawyers good for?
A: They make used car salesmen look good.


Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They're both extinct.


Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.


Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.


Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad.
A: Senator.


Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.


Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
A: Taller


Q: What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
A: The pronunciation.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.


Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: The tick falls off when you are dead.


Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.


Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.


Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.


Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.


Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!


Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.


Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.


Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.


Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
A: The bucket.


Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.


Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand


Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.


Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.


Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.


Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.


Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.


Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

[Old Moparz]

Estimator for a site contractor that's been in business for over 90 years. Nothing very exciting, but the family I work for & the coworkers here are good people.   

Probably the most exciting thing we've built is the Monticello Motor Club race track. 

http://www.monticellomotorclub.com/

Some photos with the first one taken on site during construction, & the second from my boss's plane.

[Old Moparz]

Opening day with my boss Jerry with Mario Andretti....

....And a familiar car found outside the gate.  

[Paul G]

Ooooh, sitting in the mud! Makes me hurt just looking at it. 

[rt green]

 i work for good year. on and off for roughly 20 years.

[tcs69rt]

I was USAF 1986-2006 building bombs, missiles and transporting nukes. Now I am on the Child Abuse Hotline in Colorado Springs. 

Yes, it can be rough, the worst is the walk in interviews with children who tell you their story. It's time for a change and I am looking for another job.

[Plumcrazy]

I collect a retirement check. 

So all that money coming out of my paycheck is going towards your lavish social security benefits. 

[cazz]

Rig manager in heavy oil operations 20 plus years.

[Tilar]

Did I miss where the OP posted what he does?

[polywideblock]

  

[chargerboy69]

Did I miss where the OP posted what he does?

Your right, he didn't.

Mike works in the medical field if I remember correctly. . . Can not remember exactly what his job is though.

[squeakfinder]

I work very hard each and every day to resist the primal urge to strangle the life out of the worthless fucks that surround me.

I also work for a union controlled company.

[remta1]

 

[greenpigs]

I live in a machine shop checking medical pieces., been in this field for about 18 years.

[myk]

Did I miss where the OP posted what he does?

It's a trap!

[FlatbackFanatic]

I work in a warehouse on the receiving dock. I've work warehouse for about 4 companies  for the last 39 years......