A short love story

[Fred]

  A man and a woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
 
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied, "Get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[polywideblock]

only the married or divorced would get it   

[rt green]

thats good.

[Tilar]

Cody, Are you paying attention to this?