so i get up this morning

[rt green]

and it's very cold. driving to work my car was reading -16 degrees. my male member shrunk up like a stack of dimes, and I still haven't found my nuts. PLEASE warm up.

[A383Wing]

you got a car that has a temp readout and no heated seats?   

[rt green]

2000 park ave.  it has bells and no whistles

[Cooter]

my male member shrunk up like a stack of dimes, and I still haven't found my nuts. PLEASE warm up.

TMI....

[A383Wing]

2000 park ave.  it has bells and no whistles

I would invest in one of those 12v-110v power converters and a heating pad for yer ass...

[rt green]

sounds like a good idea to me. man it was cold today. I cant imagine what it was in Canada.

[bull]

Or maybe some heated underwear since your little stack of dimes is the main concern.

[oldgold69]

its only December  2 days into winter  what you gonna do when it really gets cold  its 3 degrees here   try tying a string to it to pull it out 

[JB400]

It's plenty warm by the fire

[rt green]

thanks for the sugestions. maybe i'll use better subject matter next time when I'm trying to be funny

[Tilar]

Or maybe some heated underwear since your little stack of dimes is the main concern.

[74bluecharger440]

RT GREEN   I think that a lot of the northern US gets colder than some parts of Canada. Couple weeks ago watched the Eagles   playing in a wicked snowstorm, while here in Ontario it was nice and sunny and not too cold.

[68CoronetRT]

Here in SD it's 75 today and supposed to be 80 tomorrow!!! 

Needless to say I'll be cruising the Mopar tonight/tomorrow.. 

[Fred]

It's a lovely 31 degrees Celsius here today. The perfect Christmas.      

[Old Moparz]

So if you got up this morning, consider yourself lucky & enjoy the day.

[Fred]

I thank my lucky stars every day. 

[A383Wing]

I thank my lucky stars every day. 

wonder if Mrs. Fred says the same thing?

[Fred]

I thank my lucky stars every day. 

wonder if Mrs. Fred says the same thing?

After nearly 40 years..........she's gone numb!