The sailing preacher

[Calif240]

A preacher was asked to speak at a local convention of all women about the views of men and marriage. He kindly agreed. When he arrived, he started by asking what questions the audience had. One lady raised her hand... "we've heard lots of information on marriage and communication, compromise, and love. What we'd really like to know about is sex, especially how we can really make sex a part of our marriage to satisfy our husbands." The preacher kindly gives a wonderful lecture on how sex can make marriage stronger, etc. The preacher gets home to his wife and as they get into bed for the night his wife asks how the talk went... embarrassed to tell the truth, the preacher tells her that the ladies asked about hobbies they can share with their husbands and so he spoke about sailing. The next week, while at the grocery, a woman from the convention sees the preacher's wife. She walks up and says "Your husband is such a great speaker. We learned so much from him and all of us truly enjoyed it". His wife responds... "you know thats funny, we've only done it twice. The first time it made me sick and the second time he fell off. I think next time he's just gonna ask one of the guys"

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