Married guys, who's your fantasy love??????????????????

[Mytur Binsdirti]

Search hard enough, you'll find an unflattering picture of everyone......

Yeah, but theres "i guess she cleans up well with enough make up"  unflattering and then theres "holy shit, talk about lipstick on a pig" unflattering. Ms Schummer falls in the latter. Plus shes one of those insufferable "im happy the way (ie. fat) I am" types.

Just saying, if were talking about the mythical "Hall Pass" chick, one could do a lot better.

  Cut Amy some slack. 

He did.

[Ponch ®]

Julia Dietze

She looked so good in that movie. Never seen her in anything else, but nevertheless...

[Ponch ®]

Rashida anyone?

[68X426]

Thank you Australia for Elle MacPherson.

She's 53 and now divorcing.  Available soon in a fantasy near you.

[Ponch ®]

Thank you Australia for Elle MacPherson.

She's 53 and now divorcing.  Available soon in a fantasy near you.

Good call.

Know who else still looks Hot AF for an old broad (50ish)? Gwen Stefani

[ODZKing]

I could look at Elizabeth Banks all day

[Mike DC]

          
Susanna Hoffs, the singer from The Bangles.  

I looked it up and she's 57 years old in this pic.  Most women don't look that good at 23.  

[Mytur Binsdirti]

         
Susanna Hoffs, the singer from The Bangles.  

I looked it up and she's 57 years old in this pic.  Most women don't look that good at 23.  

There's only one thing to say about her....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY6aEHp04Wc

[Ponch ®]

         
Susanna Hoffs, the singer from The Bangles.  

I looked it up and she's 57 years old in this pic.  Most women don't look that good at 23.  

Damn.

This thread has officially redeemed itself.

Im into Maggie Siff at the moment. I know she was on SOA (which i barely started on Netflix a couple of days ago), but I discovered her on 'Billions'.

IMHO, she looks even better now that shes a few years older.

[ODZKing]

Im into Maggie Siff at the moment. I know she was on SOA (which i barely started on Netflix a couple of days ago), but I discovered her on 'Billions'.

IMHO, she looks even better now that shes a few years older.

I first saw Maggie Siff on the first or second season of Mad Man ... yep, gotta like her as well.

[Kern Dog]

Amy Schumer is a Liberal Cabbage Patch skank. 

[hemi68charger]

Amy Schumer is a Liberal Cabbage Patch skank. 

Not interested in that part of her......   

[Ponch ®]

Amy Schumer is a Liberal Cabbage Patch skank.  

Not interested in that part of her......  

Ok ok, lets not get this wonderful thread locked w political nonsense.

Back on topic...

This one is not at the top of my list, but has an advantage in that wives would be ok with giving us a free pass, considering how she seems to be their fantasy love. I mean, amirite?

If you dont know who she is, youre either not married or lack basic cable.

[Mytur Binsdirti]

I'd eat her.

[timmycharger]

Amy Schumer is a Liberal Cabbage Patch skank.  

Not interested in that part of her......  

Ok ok, lets not get this wonderful thread locked w political nonsense.

Back on topic...

This one is not at the top of my list, but has an advantage in that wives would be ok with giving us a free pass, considering how she seems to be their fantasy love. I mean, amirite?

If you dont know who she is, youre either not married or lack basic cable.

spot on sir!

my wife is obsessed with her!

[timmycharger]

I'd eat her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MHADtpEegA&list=RD7MHADtpEegA&index=1

[Bobs69]

         
Susanna Hoffs, the singer from The Bangles.  

I looked it up and she's 57 years old in this pic.  Most women don't look that good at 23.  

Very attractive.

[Ponch ®]

Amy Schumer is a Liberal Cabbage Patch skank.  

Not interested in that part of her......  

Ok ok, lets not get this wonderful thread locked w political nonsense.

Back on topic...

This one is not at the top of my list, but has an advantage in that wives would be ok with giving us a free pass, considering how she seems to be their fantasy love. I mean, amirite?

If you dont know who she is, youre either not married or lack basic cable.

spot on sir!

my wife is obsessed with her!

The downside: we'd be expected to atone for our sins by getting the house remodeled.

[ACUDANUT]

Ponch, for the love of god, COULD YOU PLEASE  get rid of your automatic INTRO OF A white Kid dancing around. IT'S RACIST. PLEASE DELETE.  How would you like it if I make fun a Mexican kid.
DELETE OR I WILL START TO POST PICS OF FAT MEXICAN CHICKS.  MODS. NOTIFIED.  YOU AINT FUNNY AND I AM SICK OF IT.

[alfaitalia]

Lol!

[Ponch ®]

Ponch, for the love of god, COULD YOU PLEASE  get rid of your automatic INTRO OF A white Kid dancing around. IT'S RACIST. PLEASE DELETE.  How would you like it if I make fun a Mexican kid.
DELETE OR I WILL START TO POST PICS OF FAT MEXICAN CHICKS.  MODS. NOTIFIED.  YOU AINT FUNNY AND I AM SICK OF IT.

Are you triggered? Do you need a 'safe space'?

[polywideblock]

it is cruel making fun of a poor spastic kid but 

[JB400]

Another intoxicated post?  Or, not enough?

[DeltaV]

Fat Mexican chicks? Instead, let's see some of those lovely weather girls!!!

[DeltaV]

Back to answering the original question...

Scarlett Johansson on odd-numbered days
Nicole Kidman on even-tempered days