Fun Things to Do

[bill440rt]

Fun Things to Do:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars..... see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana".

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy,
we are going to have to let one of you go.'

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. 

[ws23rt]

I like this stuff--When I'm in the mood I do and say odd things just to see if people are awake. If it beings a smile all the better
Your no. 14 reminded me of the first time I bought condoms. I was 15--the old pharmacist behind the raised counter asked me what size?
He caught me off guard with that and I almost left. He said wait--hold on a min. He came back with a finger condom that they use for counting pills.  Is this the size you need?
He laughed and sold me what I needed.   

[Lighthorseman]

When in an elevator, face the back wall instead of the door.  Messes others right up.

[Fred]

I like #10 the best. That's real funny.
Mrs. Fred.

[remta1]

someone should film them

[warpspeed]

Number 1 is good!  Remimds me of working for a company thirty years ago who made handguns "that is spraying apparatus for you youngsters" for spraying powder paint electrostatically.   This gun was creamed colored, had a 1" hole down the middle of the end of the gun, and it looked like a hand operated bazooka.  One day, the division VP was traveling to a potential customer to make a presentation.  A nut case in another car was really bothering the VP as he was driving down the road.   This driver was getting too close and looked as if he was going to ram the car the VP was in.   Finally getting frustrated, the VP pulled out one of the manual power guns he was carrying to the presentation and pointed it at the other driver.  The VP couldn't help but laugh at the poor driver who absolutely freaked out when he saw the gun pointed at him.   Needless to say, the other driver backed off and left the VP alone.

[tan top]

   8  , 11 & 12 are funny 

When in an elevator, face the back wall instead of the door.  Messes others right up.

[4cruzin]

Some of them are good but there is a couple I would stay away from . . . . lol     Number 5 although funny . . . probably a bad idea. 

[A383Wing]

In some places, #1 will get you a ticket

[ACUDANUT]

#15. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK "Where can I get the x-small"

[el dub]

In some places, #1 will get you a ticket

In Fresno your liable to get shot.

[charger490]

walk into the mall and yell hey slut and see how many women turn around

[tan top]

walk into the mall and yell hey slut and see how many women turn around