Who remembers the.... Uesless post thread

[ws23rt]

Ask mrsskip, then you'll know

I'd kick those hooker heels out from under them, grab the keys, and drive it like i stole it!!! Lol!

Besides, those bimbos probably dont have the IQ to pass the drivers test!!! Hehehe!
Mrs.Skip68

Now this sounds like it may be politically incorrect.  (to diss bimbos)  They have a place in this world much like short people.
Without short people we would have no tall ones

[Fred]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

[ws23rt]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

Talking to your self is one thing.---A trick is to tell your self a joke without knowing the punch line

[Fred]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

Talking to your self is one thing.---A trick is to tell your self a joke without knowing the punch line

Wouldn't be much of a joke then, would it?

[JB400]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

Talking to your self is one thing.---A trick is to tell your self a joke without knowing the punch line

Wouldn't be much of a joke then, would it?

Wouldn't the joke be on yourself?


What killed the best seller?

[Fred]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

Talking to your self is one thing.---A trick is to tell your self a joke without knowing the punch line

Wouldn't be much of a joke then, would it?

Wouldn't the joke be on yourself?


What killed the best seller?

To time consuming, don't you think?

[JB400]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

Talking to your self is one thing.---A trick is to tell your self a joke without knowing the punch line

Wouldn't be much of a joke then, would it?

Wouldn't the joke be on yourself?


What killed the best seller?

To time consuming, don't you think?

Was you expecting Dr. Suess?

[Fred]

You make a very good point ws.

On another note, I've started talking to myself. It keeps me sane.

Talking to your self is one thing.---A trick is to tell your self a joke without knowing the punch line

Wouldn't be much of a joke then, would it?

Wouldn't the joke be on yourself?


What killed the best seller?

To time consuming, don't you think?

Was you expecting Dr. Suess?

That would have been easy ( as is obvious from the game threads) 

[ws23rt]

This useless thread was falling low on the page---Not good---there is much useless stuff left to   about.
How stuff works is kinda the same--
So a van has a bird in the back.  As the van is driving along the bird starts flying around.  Does the van get lighter by the birds weight?

[Fred]

Will this useless trivia help us in any way live a better life?    

Whether the bird is perched on solid ground or up in the air, it still weighs what it weighs.  And I haven't even had a drink yet. 

[ws23rt]

Will this useless trivia help us in any way live a better life?    

Whether the bird is perched on solid ground or up in the air, it still weighs what it weighs.  And I haven't even had a drink yet. 

  You got it---So go have a drink

[Fred]

What I'm about to say now isn't so much useless (because it's fact) as it is uninteresting.

The wind is playing havoc with my internet right now. So I'm logging out. Wireless leaves a lot to be desired.

[nvrbdn]

thanks for the link fred. that was funny and brought back memories of a lost friend.

[Fred]

Will this useless trivia help us in any way live a better life?      

Whether the bird is perched on solid ground or up in the air, it still weighs what it weighs.  And I haven't even had a drink yet. 

  You got it---So go have a drink

Cheers. 

[Fred]

thanks for the link fred. that was funny and brought back memories of a lost friend.

Hey Jim, you're welcome.  I got the same good laugh out of it the second time around as I did the first when all the comments started coming in and I realised just how stupid my idea was. Although it seemed very sound at the time.
We had some fun times back then, that's for sure.

[Fred]

Geez, doesn't anybody have anything useless to say?

[ws23rt]

Geez, doesn't anybody have anything useless to say?

I do.---When we make a jelly sandwich and the slice of bread slips to the floor why does it always land jelly side down?   If the bread was clean it would be good to go if retrieved with in 5 sec.

If only it landed on the dry side   ( There is a reason)

[Fred]

Geez, doesn't anybody have anything useless to say?

I do.---When we make a jelly sandwich and the slice of bread slips to the floor why does it always land jelly side down?   If the bread was clean it would be good to go if retrieved with in 5 sec.

If only it landed on the dry side   ( There is a reason)

I'd hazard a guess and say because it weighs more on the jelly side causing it to flip.......gravity works in mysterious ways.

[Fred]

And why is it that when you try to stick something together with chewing gum it doesn't work but when you stand in it........it sticks pretty darn good!

[ws23rt]

Geez, doesn't anybody have anything useless to say?

I do.---When we make a jelly sandwich and the slice of bread slips to the floor why does it always land jelly side down?   If the bread was clean it would be good to go if retrieved with in 5 sec.

If only it landed on the dry side   ( There is a reason)

I'd hazard a guess and say because it weighs more on the jelly side causing it to flip.......gravity works in mysterious ways.

That's not it.---No matter how light the spread is it will land down 99% of the time.

[polywideblock]

id say something to do with aerodynamics and the jelly /spread side being smoother and therefore more aerodynamic  than the rough plain side   

[ws23rt]

And why is it that when you try to stick something together with chewing gum it doesn't work but when you stand in it........it sticks pretty darn good!

There is a chewing gum problem that is not so useless.  (so this may be a hijack)

The gum spots that litter the sidewalks in front of some stores. (Ice cream stores for example) are a real tough clean up problem.

I see an opportunity for a creative solution  

[polywideblock]

ice cube and a BBQ scrapper ,easy   

[ws23rt]

id say something to do with aerodynamics and the jelly /spread side being smoother and therefore more aerodynamic  than the rough plain side   

That's not it.

[polywideblock]

its like why does the coin land heads up more than tails question just can't remember at the moment