New Law in Michigan

[BigRed66]

New Michigan Law

The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading towards, and into, the city of Detroit.  For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
 
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A . The Detroit Lions

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!!"

Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lions player out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
 
Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows...and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! 


Bonus: Did you hear that the University of Michigan almost had to forfeit their game against Ohio State on the trip down to Columbus? It's true....they couldn't get past Toledo!!

[WingCharger]

New Michigan Law
Bonus: Did you hear that the University of Michigan almost had to forfeit their game against Ohio State on the trip down to Columbus? It's true....they couldn't get past Toledo!!

YEAH!!!
GO BUCKEYES!!!

[Spike]

New Michigan Law
Bonus: Did you hear that the University of Michigan almost had to forfeit their game against Ohio State on the trip down to Columbus? It's true....they couldn't get past Toledo!!

YEAH!!!
GO BUCKEYES!!!

Did you hear this was last months joke!!!

Choke Buckeyes 

[2much2learn]

"HOW BOUT' THEM COWBOYS?"

[LemonRed]

The sad thing about the Lions' losing season is that their dragging Calvin Johnson down with him. There's nothing worse than one of the best players in the league stuck on the worst team. Too bad.