My wife's riding lawn mower is now for sale!

[Mopar Nut]

MY WIFE'S RIDING LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE!

Here's the story. It's still hard to believe the way it turned out.

My wife said she wanted a riding lawn mower.

She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work, and I thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am and taking time away from the Charger, I made her a riding lawn mower!

I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.
I even put a light on it so she could work at night (see photo below), after she
finishes putting away the dinner dishes.

To this day I still can't understand why some women are so hard to please!!





 



P.S.
I can see out of my left eye now and should be able to leave the hospital sometime next week.

[Tilar]

It's even John Deere green! What more could a woman want? 

[burnout.dawg]

Funny. Afraid it wouldn't get a lot of applause around my place either.

[A383Wing]

you fergot the cup holder and a mirror so she can put her make-up on

[Fred]

Maybe if you gave it some gears.

[JB400]

Needs a bagger attachment and a gps.  Gotta have a lawn with straight lines in it

[tan top]

 

[69rtse4spd]

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[KS71owner]

I can see why she's mad.....with that skinny back tire it'll be tough to get moving. Maybe an all-terrain tire would make for better traction, and be easier to pedal.

[Lord Warlock]

very funny.  My wife has never mowed the yard, made the kids do it for 10 years but they outgrew that and ran off to college or got too involved in other activities to mow the yard, (its not a big yard either, only a 1/4 acre)  but figured if I'm gonna start mowing again, i'm not gonna exert myself any more than necessary, bought a john deer 105 model about 2 months back, nice unit, and now i can participate in the tractor races with the other guys on the street.

[nvrbdn]

ingenious. heck she wouldnt even have to worry about running out of gas, slowing down her progress. you were very thoughtful.