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The Pastor's Ass

Started by Fred, August 26, 2013, 01:44:31 AM

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Fred

NO OFFENSE INTENDED


The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.



The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.




The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
       
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.







The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S

ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.



The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.



The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.



The Bishop fainted.



He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS

ASS FOR $10.



This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where

it could run wild.



The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.



The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and

misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass




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