How to install a wireless security system:

[my73charger]

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work
boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on
top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside
it, a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that
says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get
more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the pit
bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."

[ChargerRob]

 

[Silver R/T]

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