For Golfers

[Fred]

 



Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.



This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'



She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies.'

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[Al]

 

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[ACUDANUT]

Wow. lol 

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[TooMuchTime]

A golfer was stranded on an island when one day he noticed a very shapely and gorgeous woman walking up out of the surf. She was wearing an outfit with zippered pockets. She walks up to the man and asks, "Are you hungry?"

"Yeah," says the man, "I could go for a ham sandwich."

The woman unzips a pocket, pulls out a ham sandwich and gives it to the man, who munches it down. Then she asks, "Would you like a drink?"

"Sure," says the man. So the woman unzips another pocket and takes out one of those airline bottles of Jack Daniels and hands it to the guy who guzzles it down. She then asks, "Would you like a cigarette?"

"Great!" says the guy, and the woman unzips another pocket, takes out a pack of smokes, puts one in her mouth in a suggestive fashion, lights it up for him and hands him the cigarette.

While he is puffing away, the woman starts unzipping the zipper down the middle of her outfit revealing her ample bosom, stares alluringly at the man and says, "Would you like to play around?"

The man jumps up and exclaims, "You have golf clubs in there?!?!"

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