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Rubber Gloves

Started by 68coronetGLwannabe, June 27, 2013, 01:54:18 PM

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68coronetGLwannabe

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in South Dakota with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry; then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

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