Magic Green Hat

[JB400]

Last year while on vacation traveling
in Florida I needed to go to the
emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,
I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed
that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't
that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor
Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes
after entering, I had my choice of
any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut
your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back
door and I never did get my order!

[ACUDANUT]

A border patrol hat/immigration ?

[A383Wing]

no pic, but I guess it would be "Immigration Patrol" hat

[JB400]

Yes, it's a BP hat.  Just gotta love this sites' requirements

[ACUDANUT]

I'll have to buy one of those hats. lol

[RECHRGD]

Funny, but how many of them could actually read English?

[ACUDANUT]

They understand those written words and colors. 
Do they really care ? Nope 15 million or more are here illegally anyway, and we only deport a few.

[Tilar]

True but it sure is funny how fast it will clear out a work place, especially construction, showing how much of the work force is illegals. When I was in Texas I used to know a guy that for fun would drive around construction sites wearing an I.C.E. hat just to watch everyone scatter.

[mauve66]

the bus would come by the chicken/pork plant by home town every 6 months or so, the next day they would advertise jobs in the paper

[Tilar]

the bus would come by the chicken/pork plant by home town every 6 months or so, the next day they would advertise jobs in the paper

And probably 3 days after that they were all filled with the original illegals...