My joke of the week: ;)

[Steve P.]

Mary, being the romantic sort that she is, sent me this text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"

Me, typically funny with a touch of sarcasm, replied:
I am on the toilet, please advise!

[Dino]

 

I think it's safe to say you can discontinue texting services.

[randy73]

you were ON the toilet?  

I am hoping a lot of alcohol was involved.

[twodko]

That's my buddy through and through. I just sent it to him substituting his name and his wife's name. 

His reply will reflect his own geezer crapper time.