NEED A LAUGH........ HERE YOU GO!

[Fred]

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. 



 



After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

[nvrbdn]

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  That's when he realised he had made it home safely.


     hey fred,  who told you i was out drinking???

[Fred]

The thing is Jim..........I call everybody "Jim" so sooner or later I'm bound to get it right.   

Sincere ap :icon_smile_big:ologies to the Mrs.  Give her my fondest. 

[Tilar]

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

I've never went to bed with an ugly woman, But I've woke up with a few that would make you want to chew your arm off so they wouldn't wake up when you get up.  For some reason, some of them morph into something else overnight.    

[Fred]

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

I've never went to bed with an ugly woman, But I've woke up with a few that would make you want to chew your arm off so they wouldn't wake up when you get up.  For some reason, some of them morph into something else overnight.    

   I'll have to take your word for it.

[Fred]

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

I've never went to bed with an ugly woman, But I've woke up with a few that would make you want to chew your arm off so they wouldn't wake up when you get up.  For some reason, some of them morph into something else overnight.    

   I'll have to take your word for it.

I take that back. During my 6 years at sea, I woke up next to many dogs but they were dogs to start with. I was desperate!     

[Tilar]

Gotta love this one, and it fits right in. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zDGqLyTNy0

[twodko]

I take that back. During my 6 years at sea, I woke up next to many dogs but they were dogs to start with. I was desperate!     



Beer googles will do that to you........not that I have any personal experience.

[Fred]

Gotta love this one, and it fits right in. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zDGqLyTNy0

[Fred]

I take that back. During my 6 years at sea, I woke up next to many dogs but they were dogs to start with. I was desperate!     



Beer googles will do that to you........not that I have any personal experience.

So will bottle bottom glasses.  The advantage there is that she doesn't looks exactly the same as when you took her home the night before.