I'd prefer just a sweater

[JB400]

I didn't know Lisa took up knitting



http://www.noortjedekeijzer.nl/work/my-knitted-boyfriend-2/the-product/

[mrsskip68]

I made it for you! Its a full body suit! Better than a straight jacket and more comfortable too!  Like it? 

[JB400]

You're such a dear, Lisa.  But, I think you're a little off schedule.  I really could have used this a couple months ago. I hope you've already started making a couple for our friends down under.  They'll need theirs sooner than I will.  

Did you enjoy the scarf I got you?

[mrsskip68]

Sure did! Only problem is i cant fit my petite shirts over them..........guess its time for a new wardrobe!  

[mrsskip68]

Ok stroker no problem! Worked on a new outfit for you which will accomidate your physical attributes as well as your climate. Enjoy! 

[JB400]

Will do  I'm glad you're looking out for me and taking my needs into consideration.  Lisa, you definitely are a princess   

[mrsskip68]

Im sending you a lil support too! Hope it helps! 

[Fred]

 That's got to itch like hell, I'm going to have to pass.

[mrsskip68]

Ok Fred, I forgot about your eczema issues, so I made you a suit that will make your skin very "tender and juicy!!!" Enjoy!  

[Fred]

Geez, that's positively scary. If I stepped out in that.........I'd be afraid I'd get eaten alive!  I don't want to be the main course........or any course for that matter.
You'll have to come up with something better than that Lisa.

[mrsskip68]

Im sorry Fred, i forgot about the critters down under, yea they might of nibbled you! So, i made a healthy alternative suit for you! Not only is it high in fiber and vitamins but if I add some cucumbers, it will provide great hydration! Hope you like this one!!! 

[Fred]

Hmmm! I'm thinking now I might get done in by a billy goat.
Couldn't you just lather me in soap instead?

[JB400]

Be patient Fred, Lisa definitely knows her stuff.   Look what she's done for me

Granny still has it in her.  By the way, Happy Tuesday

[mrsskip68]

Well Fred, after alot of trial and error I created a great suit for you! Its perfect for exercising as it breathes, it actually repels animals and bugs, is great for when your low on cash and rob a bank, and comes in an attractive shiny blue color! What do you think buddy?

[JB400]

Nice idea, but I don't think blue is Fred's color. 

[Fred]

I was just going to say I'll settle for that. As the saying goes..........3rd time lucky.

But now you've got me wondering..........what is my colour?

[mrsskip68]

    

[Fred]

I'm not looking to get tarred and feathered here so I'll except the blue suit. Thankyou ever so much.   

[mrsskip68]

Good choice! Im working on spring outfits for you and stroker..........stay tuned!!!! 

[Fred]

Ok but I'm not wearing anything pink and I'm not wearing a tutu in any colour!

[JB400]

Shoot, I'd wear pink, purple, yellow, pea green, brown.  I don't think there's a color I won't wear.  As far as the tutu, don't be giving us Skip's clothes.  When both the bride and groom show up wearing wedding dresses, I don't need to know what's in his closet.  Oh wait, you two have the same one.

[mrsskip68]

This is for both Fred and Stroker! I think they are perfect for you two! 

[mrsskip68]

I think this one is appropriate for Stroker when he goes hunting!!  

[Fred]

With my great physique and six pack, I can definitely carry it off. How about you stroker?
Do you want the red or the blue?

[JB400]

I want to know what Lisa is doing in my closet.