A new strain of super stupid

[bull]

"Master bedroom" is now racist and gender biased.

http://m.bizjournals.com/baltimore/news/2013/04/16/homebuilders-scrap-racist.html?r=full

[dyslexic teddybear]

I really hate politically correct.

Whats next? Can't have a master switch on your electrical panel?

[JB400]

I've always referred it as Masters' suite for an upscale home.


Doesn't matter really.  Can't please everyone, might as well please yourself.

[Fred]

What will we call a master mind?

[dyslexic teddybear]

What would you call a master key?

[Fred]

How are we going to remain "masterful"?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Master electrition?

Master plumber?

[bull]

Idiot busy bodies with too much time on their hands. If only they would use some of that time to read a dictionary and learn the definition or figure out the difference between an adjective and a noun.

[kab69440]

Are you honestly suggesting that the masses should be educated?

[sunfire69]

Too funny...I was watching "House Hunters" last night on HGTV and I thought it was funny they were calling it the "owners suite"...if it's not one thing it's another......

[hawkeye]

wouldn't 'owners suite' be offensive and confusing to people who are just renting the house?  first, it would serve as a constant reminder of their economic situation, second, they would probably want to know if it was alright to sleep there if the owner was gone or complain about sharing the house.  ignorance gone to seed.

[sunfire69]

Well they obviously couldn't sleep in that room now could they.... ......

[Old Moparz]

I'm guessing that if you're out in public, like in the park or a mall & want to be politically correct, you still can't Masturbate & call it "Auditioning the Hand Puppet" when you have to explain it to the cop.   

[skip68]

But can you masturbate in the owners suite if you're the owner?   I guess this means the word master needs to be removed from everything except for slang.   

[jar1292]

This one time at the lake, "It is all in how you hold the worm" commented the master baiter.  

[Cooter]

Wonder what we will call a "King size" bed?

"Queen size" Bed?

[dyslexic teddybear]

This one time at the lake, "It is all in how you hold the worm" commented the master baiter.  

Best one yet

[mauve66]

well that's crap, i'm the master of my house and she's my ssss..........  wait, ........... i think i here her coming............ shhhhhhhh........ oh crap, got to go now.......................

[bull]

wouldn't 'owners suite' be offensive and confusing to people who are just renting the house?  first, it would serve as a constant reminder of their economic situation, second, they would probably want to know if it was alright to sleep there if the owner was gone or complain about sharing the house.  ignorance gone to seed.

One would think the word owner would have the same negative connotations in the minds of women and minorities as the word master does. And God forbid we work toward getting past all this. Let's keep picking at the scars and perpetuate the bleeding as long as possible. How else can minorities know we care unless we constantly look for ways to be offended?

[mauve66]

i wonder if all those countries in northern Europe can sue Italy for all the problems caused by conquering them the way the Indians do to the US
if it didn't happen to YOU, YOU shouldn't be compensated

[bakerhillpins]

Idiot busy bodies with too much time on their hands. If only they would use some of that time to read a dictionary and learn the definition or figure out the difference between an adjective and a noun.

[Fred]

How are we going to open doors if we no longer have the master key?

[remta1]

....kiss all these goodbye








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[Fred]

Well thankyou very much  but I would have liked to have taken my own sweet time.   

[BB1]

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