Confucius Say

[Fred]

Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you;

but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs

for downstairs merchandise.



Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover

than love a loser.



Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom

is called a Daddy.



Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax

doesn't know if he's coming or going.



Confucius Say: A drunken man's words

are a sober man's thoughts.



Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in,

you take it out,

and youlose interest.



Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ...

a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.



Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have

than to have the mate you do not want.





       

[PlainfieldCharger]

  Confucius is so right! I am printing these and hanging some in my adult kids rooms!

[chargd72]

Confucious say:  Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Confucious say: Girl who sit on Judge's lap, get honorable discharge.