This Is What You'd Call A Real Mate

[Fred]

A man invites his mate back home for dinner.

His wife screams at him,
"I've not done my hair,
Not done my makeup,
Not done any housework,
Not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!
What the f**k did you invite him round for?"



He replies ...."Cos he's thinking of getting married." 

[JB400]

 

[polywideblock]

how true

[skip68]

 

[nh_mopar_fan]

 

[Al]

 

[Mopar Nut]

 

[Tilar]

   Sometimes they just gotta be able to see past that little triangle shaped patch of fur.

[nvrbdn]

yes, yes,yes

[tan top]

 

[billssuperbird]