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Nose to Toes

Started by Fred, April 05, 2013, 10:32:54 PM

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Fred

April 05, 2013, 10:32:54 PM
I went on a blind date some years back and something made me think of her yesterday.
She was a very tall chick. It turned out we had a lot in common and it ended up being a really good night in that she allowed me to spend the night with her.
The next day my mate asked me how it went and I had to be honest so I told him it was pretty good except............
when we were nose to nose, my toes were in it and when we were toes to toes my nose was in it.
Needless to say I gave her the flick.


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

skip68

#1
April 06, 2013, 08:14:44 AM
 :popcrn:   
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1970Moparmann

#2
April 06, 2013, 09:02:16 AM
Fred, you drinking the Chocolate Martinis again..... :nana:
My name is Mike and I'm a Moparholic!

polywideblock

#3
April 06, 2013, 04:30:05 PM
i would of stayed toes to toes and been happy for life :D


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71ChallengeHer

#4
April 06, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
The real question is what are you  :smoke: ?  :nana:

Fred

#5
April 06, 2013, 11:52:53 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on April 06, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
The real question is what are you  :smoke: ?  :nana:

Come and find out.  Bring Lisa too.   :icon_smile_big:



Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

#6
April 06, 2013, 11:56:21 PM
Quote from: polywideblock on April 06, 2013, 04:30:05 PM
i would of stayed toes to toes and been happy for life :D

:smilielol:    Naw, It was starting to interfere with my sense of smell...........to much of a good thing and all that!   :icon_smile_big:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

#7
April 06, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
Quote from: 1970Moparmann on April 06, 2013, 09:02:16 AM
Fred, you drinking the Chocolate Martinis again..... :nana:

I'll have another, if you will!  :icon_smile_big:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

hatersaurusrex

#8
April 07, 2013, 03:05:28 AM
I've never dated a 12 foot tall woman.  Please, tell me more...

:P
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Patronus

#9
April 07, 2013, 12:07:45 PM
ah, vertically challenged eh? Im 6-2. Been on a few dates with tallies.. weird to look one in the eye..
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71ChallengeHer

#10
April 07, 2013, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Fred on April 06, 2013, 11:52:53 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on April 06, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
The real question is what are you  :smoke: ?  :nana:

Come and find out.  Bring Lisa too.   :icon_smile_big:


you buying our tickets ?  :D.

oldgold69

#11
April 07, 2013, 06:58:16 PM
what are you 3 ft 2

Fred

#12
April 07, 2013, 08:19:37 PM
Quote from: hatersaurusrex on April 07, 2013, 03:05:28 AM
I've never dated a 12 foot tall woman.  Please, tell me more...

:P

I think I've told you all I could...............nose to nose...........toes to toes!    :nana:   :smilielol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Fred

#13
April 07, 2013, 08:22:03 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on April 07, 2013, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Fred on April 06, 2013, 11:52:53 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on April 06, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
The real question is what are you  :smoke: ?  :nana:

Come and find out.  Bring Lisa too.   :icon_smile_big:


you buying our tickets ?  :D.


Are you a good swimmer?  :lol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

71ChallengeHer

#14
April 07, 2013, 09:26:50 PM
Quote from: Fred on April 07, 2013, 08:22:03 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on April 07, 2013, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Fred on April 06, 2013, 11:52:53 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on April 06, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
The real question is what are you  :smoke: ?  :nana:

Come and find out.  Bring Lisa too.   :icon_smile_big:


you buying our tickets ?  :D.


Are you a good swimmer?  :lol:
nope.  :nana:

Fred

#15
April 07, 2013, 09:30:05 PM


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.

Alaskan_TA

#16
April 07, 2013, 09:32:28 PM
Fred,
Have you heard about the young lady with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh?


If you put your ear up to it you can............................











smell the ocean.

Fred

#17
April 07, 2013, 09:36:11 PM
Quote from: Alaskan_TA on April 07, 2013, 09:32:28 PM
Fred,
Have you heard about the young lady with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh?


If you put your ear up to it you can............................











smell the ocean.


:smilielol:    :smilielol:


Tomorrow is promised to no one.......drive your Charger today.
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